Of bizarre sightings

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There was drama in a Nakuru County village last evening when an incident defying logic forced police officers on patrol to speed off in panic only to end up in a ditch before abandoning their Toyota Land Cruiser and taking off into a maize plantation. 

It all began when a drunkard was staggering home way past 12a.m when the urge for a long call saw him walking to the local public cemetery to relieve self. Unbeknown to him, a couple was having a steamy coital session in the overgrown graveyard and the drunkard was startled to soberity by the pleasurable noises he mistook as from nocturnal ghosts in love making.

To confirm his suspicions, his hazy eyes saw two human looking forms atop a grave in a gland-to-gland combat as a sliver of a moon peeked over the eastern horizon providing weak light.

The drunkard, seeing surreal silhouettes of ghosts, sprinted off like a cheetah after a prey and it happened two police officers on patrol saw a form either from ethereal or corporeal world floating right from a grave and heading straight for them. The officer behind the driver's wheel stepped hard on gas pedal such that the battered Land Cruiser lurched forward like a rocket launched into cosmos. 

The panicked man in blue attempted to peep out the window and that's when the vehicle landed into a ditch, but efforts to rev it out failed, forcing the pair of law enforcement officers to flee into a maize shamba while repenting their sins of omission and commission believing the biblical rupture was nigh.

Contacted, the station OCS exonerated the officers blaming slippery road which was haphazardly graded for the vehicle's loss of traction, though admitting a supernatural incident was observed.

"We're awaiting for arrival of special goggles that can see in both spiritual and physical realms to apprehend the said ghost so investigations can commence proper. For now I've nothing to say over the matter," the OCS told this writer.

Efforts to contact OCPD bore no fruits.

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